Q: Are you legit?

Answer: You are teaming up with German-born & raised, first-class fucking criminals. We aren’t running this operation from Mumbai/India like all the other vendors.

Q: Where is this cash coming from? Is it real or counterfeit.

Answer: This is 100% real EUR Currency stolen from the ECB before it could be shredded. You have absolutely no risk. Every year billions of Euros are selected for disposal. No one tracks money that’s supposed to be destroyed. Deposit it in vending machines, bank accounts or ATMs with complete safety.

Q: Is this really safe?

Answer: This is the safest money making on the web. No PayPal digital trail, No bank transfer fraud, No Credit or Debit card ATM Camera Recording, No distracting the cashier with poor quality counterfeit and the FBI, BND or any other Service won’t build a file on you. Play it safe and stay away from methods that will send you to jail. Is it worth 10 years of jail time being nicknamed the “Cock Gobbler”? This is proven to be 100% safe, we have 4,000+ reviews from happy customers, stick with us.

Q: What name and address should I use?

Answer: Most people use their home address and a fake first OR last name. Please do not tell us how the name and address are attached to you. You can also use the ship to an abandoned house, a hotel, a PO box or wherever else you want it. We can not FEDEX a package to a PO box. Before mailing the package we confirm that the address is valid.

Q: Is my identity protected?

Answer: If we get caught with records of our buyers it will make the criminal charges against us far worse. Because of that, we take your privacy & anonymity extremely seriously. Records are purged on a daily basis. We do this primarily to protect our self’s and also our buyers.

Q: How do you handle the changing bitcoin prices?

Answer: As soon as you send us your transaction ID, we can look up for which quotation you send us the BTCs. If unexpectedly the quotation drops after you send us the BTCs then we take over the loss. You do not need to compensate for the loss.

Q: Whats the worst-case scenario?

Answer: Worst case scenario is the BND or FBI catch us, with a package of cash with your name and address on it. They say to you “did you buy this”. You say “no”. They can’t prove you bought it, therefore, you are innocent. You say to the FBI “Thank you for your time, go fuck yourself”.

Q: I saw a bad review written about you in a forum?

Answer: Yes and there will be MANY more. The ECB (European Central Bank) knows we are stealing from them they just don’t know-how. They are desperate to stop us so they write fake bad reviews about us to prevent people from making purchases. When you buy from us you devalue the EUR and its mostly the ECB’s job to stop us.

We are also a successful criminal group. On the darknet, there is a lot of competition for new customers. The most common way of getting more traffic to your own site is to speak badly of other sites. Additionally, some law enforcement agencies are not able to catch us, but they want to slow us down so they spread lies about us.

Q: Why don’t you sell through a marketplace?

Answer: Do you see stolen Jewelry, artwork, cars, gems, blood diamonds ext on marketplaces? No, you do not see them on marketplaces. High Value stolen items bring too much heat to marketplaces. We have tried to get listed on marketplaces and have been disallowed. We don’t understand why exactly but take a look for yourself. You won’t find any stolen goods on marketplaces.

Q: Why do not your regular buyers buy the biggest package every month and get filthy rich fast?

Answer: We always thought this is obvious, but we get asked this question a lot. Paying the biggest package every month also means transferring 3.600 € from your bank account to buy bitcoins. If your paycheck doesn’t cover this amount (even having enough money from previous purchases) can track attention from institutions you want to get attention from. Actually money laundering is the hardest part for most of our buyers.

Q: I read through your comments, there are some duplicates. Why though?

Answer: You can imagine by having over 5.000 comments you can lose the overview. There are some trolls taking old comments to repost them. We can’t check all posts of duplicates. That’s the reason.

Q: I read a lot of ‘Placed my order. Will update.’ comments, but an update never follows.

Answer: That’s not true. Many users update their experience with a comment. Some are using other names, some are delayed. But not all buyers come back to update and honestly they don’t need to. If you get 6.650 € in your hands, what would be the first thing to do? I doubt logging into our site to update your comment.

Q: How do you make sure I won’t order twice per month?

Answer: We can’t make it 100% sure, because we aren’t storing any personal information about our clients. We are just noticing the Cities we shipped to. If cities would receive a lot of orders, we take a deeper look and try to figure out if it is the same person.

Q: Do you ship to country XYZ?

Answer: Place an order and if your country is on the list of the Country field, then yes, we ship to this country.

Q: Will you use an escrow?

Answer: Yes we will use escrow. But we will not use escrow’s with intellectual or physical property within the German or USA control. The chances of getting a transaction frozen are low but they exist, the last thing you want is getting investigated for knowingly buying stolen cash. That’s fucking jail time. We will use escrow’s but not the same one you would use to sell grandma scooter. We will not use Clear net escrows as they track everything (Name, Address, IP, etc) even if they say they don’t. Darknet escrows are a gamble as well. Do not think if you use a Darknet escrow you are lowering your risk. In some cases, you may even increase your risk.

Q: Are these bills being tracked in any way?

Answer: No they are not. No one knows we have them and no one knows their serials.

Q: Why don’t you just spend all this cash yourself?

Answer: Please reference the “The Way” page for a full explanation. We spend a bit of it ourselves. Our operation is to slowly steal from the SNB and convert it to bitcoin.

Q: What keeps me from depositing it all into an ATM and buying more from you?

Answer: Nothing we would love to develop this type of relationship with our clients. You get cash and we get bitcoins. It’s a win / win relationship. Also if you buy EUR and spend it, then you know where it is landing. This provides a near limitless supply of money. Good for you, because this is the reason we can offer you this cheap price.

Q: Do you have a reship policy if it doesn’t make it to me?

Answer: YES we will re-ship the package at no cost to you if it does not get to you. We have never lost a package within Swiss, Germany, Sweden, Norway, GB, NL, FR, IT, US.

Q: Are these counterfeit bills?

Answer: No they are not. These are 100% authentic European Central Bank printed bills that are too worn for circulation. Generally the bills are in good condition and we remove any of them in bad shape.

Q: We’ll report you to the SNB if you don’t send us $100k free.

Answer: The BND and ECB guys that are after us are actually pretty cool fuckers. They email trying to buy from us now and then to see if we’ll make a mistake and leave a fingerprint. Send them an email to be my guest. Seriously guys if your a genuinely good dude go join the ECB or BND. I think the organizations, in general, are fucked up but the bros that work there are some of the best people alive.

Q: We’ll hire Hackers & Hitmen if you don’t send us $100k free.

Answer: Do you understand that this is anonymous? The whole BND and NSA use every trick in the book and they sometimes catch people that make mistakes. And you think a sketch hacking website offering a 3 man service can do better then the NSA can? Good luck with that bro. But we always welcome hit-men being sent. Every member of this team has a dream of dying in a sick as fuck gunfight. We’re armed and on the lookout, bring the heat.

Q: Did you know you are DEVALUING the Euro currency by recirculating money that is being replaced and should be destroyed?

Answer: Go fuck yourself.

Q: Will you send a package In good faith that I will pay you when I receive the package? This would gain my trust.

Answer: No go fuck yourself.

Q: Send me $100 to prove yourself and then I will be a lifetime buyer. I’m a fellow criminal like you!

Answer: No go fuck yourself.